A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)